I was convinced by Mario that the Bonaduce Vs. Canseco fight was going to be the fight of the century. I paid my $9.99 to check it out. 9 under card fights later the aging warriors made it to the ring. Canseco was dressed to the nines and smoking a electronic cigarette in the ring. Bonaduce looked like he wanted to beat his ex-wife, but at least he looked like a fighter. They both pitter pattered around for three minutes before it was sent to the ringside judges, who were obviously at a different ring than the fight was. It was ruled a majority draw. Pretty anticlimactic! The next bout was announced before the last fight. Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s dad will be fighting once they find him an opponent, maybe Macully Culkin’s dad will be available. Also I think I heard them mention a bout between Greg “The Hammer” Valentine and Tito Santana. The audio was horrible so don’t quote me on that. This all got me thinking who I would like to see go at it in the ring…….
Tiffany Amber Thiessen Vs. Dustin Diamond
Dyson Vs. Oreck
Bernie Brewer Vs. The San Diego Chicken
Or the grand daddy of them all
Mario Vs. dayf