Daily Archives: August 29, 2009

Milton Sezzzzzz…….

Milton Bradley has decided as of late to be the new team spokesman of sorts.  It seems after having a miserable season on the field and keeping quiet to the media, he has felt the urge to start saying all kinds of stupid shit.  Like his latest and my favorite little gem so far……..


Strange as it may seem, what people don’t understand is you play baseball your whole life, and you’re on teams that play mostly night games, you’re getting up at 2 in the afternoon to come in and do whatever you do. Here, you’ve got to get up at 8 o’clock in the morning and get ready. It’s an adjustment for your body. You may be ready for it and say, ‘I can do that, I can handle that.’ Your body’s going to tell you something different.

Are you kidding me?  This prick has a $30,000,000 contract and is blaming his shit play on having to wake up in the MORNING?  He can’t hit because he is forced to get up before the crack of 2:00 pm?  Really?  I honestly tried hard to like the guy and even root for him on occasion, but after revealing why he was horrible, I’d be happy with a Sosa/Canseco platoon in right next season.  If my daughter can get up and get to school at 8:30 in the morning for free, I think this guy can get up and get ready for whatever it is he does for $30,000,000.  What a Schmuck!  He now has a new home on the sidebar.


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